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As if you hadn’t guessed already, it’s allergy season. Sneezes, sniffles and watery eyes are all too common, so here are a few allergy jokes.
As part of the admission procedure at a local hospital, a young nurse had to ask each patient if they were allergic to anything. If they answered yes, the allergy was printed on a band and placed on a patient’s wrist. One day the nurse asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies. She replied she couldn’t eat bananas as she would break out in itchy red spots. The nurse was shocked when several hours later the old woman’s irate son stormed into the nurses’ station shouting, “Who’s responsible for labelling my mother ‘bananas’?”
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Why did the pollen sneeze?
Because it had allergies too!
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Humans and bees have something in common – hives!
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Why did the allergic chef quit his job?
He couldn’t take the ‘season’-ing anymore!
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What did the allergic bee say to the flower?
“You make my nose buzz!”
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How does an allergic dog greet its owner?
With a ‘sniff’ and a sneeze!
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Why did the allergic magician’s tricks always fail?
He was allergic to ‘abracadabra’!
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Why did the allergic athlete quit the race?
He couldn’t stop his ‘running’ nose!
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