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Jokes 20/3

A farmer lived alone near a country town with a small dog that he loved and doted on. After many long years of faithful service, the dog finally died so the farmer went to his parish priest and said, “Father, my dear dog has died. Could you possibly offer some prayers at Mass for him on Sunday?”

The priest replied, “I’m so very sorry for your loss but unfortunately I can’t pray for your dog at Mass.”

The farmer said, “I understand Father, really I do. I guess I’ll have to go to the new church down the road. No telling what they believe. Do you think $1000 is enough to donate for the service?”

The priest piped up, “Why didn’t you tell me that your dog was Catholic.”

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A kingdom of nuisances and nobodies

In 2006, Franciscan theologian Richard Rohr visited Australia and was interviewed on ABC Radio National’s “Religion Report”. At the time, I was particularly impressed by a point Rohr made in distinguishing between “Christianity” and “Churchianity”, where the first constituted a challenge to the prevailing wider societal mores and values, while the second supported the cultural status quo.

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Jokes 13/3

Jokes Paddy and Mick were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to work out the height of the flagpole,” said Paddy. “but we don’t have a ladder.” The woman took a spanner from her purse and loosened a few bolts.

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