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Jokes 4/08

Jokes Dave obtained a copy of an exam that his girlfriend Mabel had completed. One examiner gave her zero but another examiner gave Mabel a score of 100. Decide for yourself what Mabel deserved.       Q1.  In which battle did Napoleon die?                       “His Last Battle.” Q2.   Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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We are formed by God’s grace-Gospel Reflection

This week’s readings explore the theme of our enduring inheritance in God. The first reading reminds us that, of earthly treasures: “All is vanity”. The psalm counsels us to realise “the shortness of our life that we may gain wisdom of heart” and encourages us to keep our gaze fixed on God for “in every age, O Lord, you have been our refuge.” The second reading urges us to seek the things that are above, where Christ is, and that “the life you have is hidden with Christ in God” (Colossians 3:3).

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Jokes 30/07

Jokes Some silly one liners to celebrate International Day of Friendship …   A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.   My friend got taken to hospital because he’s convinced that he’s turned into a vacuum cleaner. Just phoned to

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