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Jokes 2/04

Jokes Three women die and go to heaven. When they arrive, St Peter says: “We only have one rule here in heaven: do not step on the ducks!”   So, they enter heaven, and there are ducks everywhere. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to […]

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Jokes 26/03

Jokes April 1 is on Tuesday … a day when people should be careful not to be fooled. Pranksters are always up to something, so beware!   Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good April Fools’ joke?   I was going to tell you an April Fools’ joke about boxing, but I forget the punch line.  

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Bearing fruit in our lives-Gospel Reflection

You never get a second chance to make a first impression. I saw these words on a poster in an employment agency I blessed. Yes, so often we judge others, based on first impressions. Once formed, first impressions can be difficult to let go, in order for us to give someone another chance or see them anew. It’s not easy to change our opinions or judgements.

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Jokes 19/03

Jokes To celebrate Harmony Week, a few jokes with a multicultural flavour.   In Italy, what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. In Australia, what do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. In Germany, why do they never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s so

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