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Jokes 28/05

Jokes A man walks into a bar and sits down. He says to the bartender, “I’d like a bar of chocolate.” The bartender replies, “Sure, the vending machine is over there.” So, the man walks over to the machine and as he is about to buy some chocolate, the machine suddenly says, “You sugar-loving idiot!”

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Jokes 21/05

Jokes Aliens abduct three people: a politician, an athlete, and a postal worker. They bring the abductees aboard their spaceship, put each one in a small empty room, completely sealed, and give each one of them two small balls made of solid titanium. “You have twenty-four hours,” the aliens tell the trio. “After that, whoever

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