Jokes A teddy bear was working on a building site. He went for a tea break and when he returned 15 minutes later, he noticed his pick had been stolen. The angry bear reported the theft to the site manager who grinned and said, “I forgot to tell you. Today’s the day the teddy bears […]
Jokes A man goes into a chemist and asks the pharmacist if he can have something for hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face. “What did you do that for?” the man asks, rubbing his reddening cheek. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?” asked the pharmacist
Jokes As Friday is Saint Valentine’s Day, a couple of relationship jokes are in order … Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND
Jokes Angelina Lupo decided to visit the gravesite of her late husband, Vincent, after Mass. Her retired criminal husband had been dead just one month, so Angelina thought it was time to say a prayer at his gravesite. But when Angelina arrived at the cemetery, she couldn’t find her hubby’s resting place. Finally, she came
Jokes There was an old couple … they noticed that they were getting more and more forgetful and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them to start writing things down so they wouldn’t forget.They went home and the old woman told her husband to bring her a bowl of ice cream. “She
Jokes Why Women Need a Husband?A woman goes to a psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?” The psychiatrist replied: “You undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably
Jokes Why wait until Christmas Day for the corny jokes in the crackers? Let’s start now. Merry Christmas! How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
Jokes I saw a friend who had a black eye. I asked him how he got it. He said he was standing in church last week and he noticed that the lady in front had her dress accidentally tucked into her underwear. He thought he’d do her a favour and leant forward and pulled the
Jokes A woman walks into a bar and sees a really cute bloke sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. “Magic Beer,” he says. She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after noticing that there is no one else worth talking to,
Jokes There were two brothers who were the most notorious criminals in a country town. When one of them died, the surviving brother went to the local priest and said, “I’ll donate $10 million to the church if you give the eulogy, but you have to say nice things and tell everyone my brother was
