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Jokes 28/3

A priest requested quotes from local painters to repaint the exterior of the parish hall. All the quotes were within a few dollars of one another, with the exception of one by a parishioner who had been in business for years and had an excellent reputation in the community. His quote was about half of his competitors, so naturally the priest gave him the job.

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Jokes 21/3

Lenten words of wisdom:

It’s not what you eat that gives you ulcers … it’s what’s eating you.

If “love your enemies” is too much to ask, how about just treating your friends a little better?

Always plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah started building the ark.

Life is like a coin: you can spend it any way you wish, but you can spend it only once.

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