Jokes Three men die: A Physicist, a Philosopher and a Local town idiot. They stand before the gates of heaven. Between them and the gates stands St Peter who tells the three men “Sorry boys, but it seems heaven is getting jam-packed. To let you in, you have to beat me intellectually, either through a […]
Jokes As soon as she had finished high school, Mary from Dublin shook the Irish dust off her shoes and made her way to London’s West End where she lived her dream and became a successful show business performer. Several years later she returned to her hometown for a holiday. While back in the country
Jokes A woman and her husband were at a group Reconciliation service for Easter at their local parish. Because they were so frail, they went into the confessional together. The woman tearfully admitted to the priest that she had shoplifted a can of peaches because she was hungry, and she had forgotten to bring cash
Jokes An Irish bloke sitting at a bar in New York turns to the gentleman next to him. “Hey there friend! Where do ya hail from?” “I’m from Ireland.” “No kidding! I’m from Ireland myself! What part of Ireland?” “Grew up in Wexford.” “Wexford?! No kidding! I grew up in Wexford myself!” “Well, what are
Jokes Three women die and go to heaven. When they arrive, St Peter says: “We only have one rule here in heaven: do not step on the ducks!” So, they enter heaven, and there are ducks everywhere. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to
Jokes April 1 is on Tuesday … a day when people should be careful not to be fooled. Pranksters are always up to something, so beware! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good April Fools’ joke? I was going to tell you an April Fools’ joke about boxing, but I forget the punch line.
Jokes To celebrate Harmony Week, a few jokes with a multicultural flavour. In Italy, what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. In Australia, what do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. In Germany, why do they never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s so
Jokes An Irishman was flustered at not being able to find a parking space in a large shopping centre car park. He’d circled the centre three times without luck. “Lord,” he finally prayed, “I can’t stand this. If you find a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up drinking me whiskey, and I
Jokes An Irishman moved into a tiny village in County Kerry, walked into the pub and promptly ordered three beers. The bartender raised his eyebrows, but served the man three beers, which he drank quietly at a table, alone. The next evening the man again ordered and drank three beers at a time. Soon
Jokes A teddy bear was working on a building site. He went for a tea break and when he returned 15 minutes later, he noticed his pick had been stolen. The angry bear reported the theft to the site manager who grinned and said, “I forgot to tell you. Today’s the day the teddy bears