Jokes Believe it or not, the following are some of the answers provided by nurses in their examination tests. To be fair, these go back some 30 or 40 years. Artificial respiration is known as the kiss of death. 🤣😂 A bleeding nose may require circumcision. 🤣😂 The patient will need to be publicly shaved […]
Jokes A priest fell in the ocean while fishing, but he couldn’t swim. However, he knew to float on his back so he wouldn’t sink. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The priest calmly said, “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by and
Jokes A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and
Jokes For all those young people who are about to sit exams, hopefully the following jokes will provide some comic relief. I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me, “I hope you understand the gravity of the situation.”If I had known that, I wouldn’t be in this situation
Jokes As Spring is in the air, this week’s jokes reflect this season. Why did the flower crash his bicycle? He lost control of the petals. 🤣😂 It’s springtime already? You’ve got to be pollen my leg. 🤣😂 Why is the letter “A” like a flower? Because a B comes after it. 🤣😂 How
Jokes As if you hadn’t guessed already, it’s allergy season. Sneezes, sniffles and watery eyes are all too common, so here are a few allergy jokes. As part of the admission procedure at a local hospital, a young nurse had to ask each patient if they were allergic to anything. If they answered yes,
Jokes To commemorate World Teachers’ Day here are some teacher jokes … Teacher: What did you do at the weekend? Student: I did some cooking. Teacher: Lovely, what did you bake? Student: Synonym rolls just like grammar used to make! 🤣😂 Maths teachers… Why was the geometry book so adorable? Because it had acute angles. 🤣😂 How do
Jokes Nearing the end of a long job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of university, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “What about $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer replies, “Well, what would you say to a package
Jokes In response to some recent comments that immigrants and refugees in an American town were eating peoples’ pets, we thought we would dedicate the jokes this week to our beloved dogs and cats. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?It was a Boxer. 🤣😂 Why did the Dachshund want to sit in
Jokes Little Mike’s parents are concerned about the artwork he is bringing home from school as he only uses dark pastels, brown and black . They wonder if this could indicate a mental health problem. They take him to a psychologist. The psychologist wants to see Mike at work, so he gives him a sheet