Jokes These jokes are in honour of those Australians who donate blood A man walks into a recovery room after donating blood. A woman asks him how he feels.Man: I feel fine, but I doubt it would help someone.Woman: why do you have to be so negative?Man: I can’t help it. It’s in my […]
Jokes One night, Mum hears noises downstairs at 2 in the morning. She wakes up her husband. Mum: “I think someone broke into the house.” Dad jumps out of bed and grabs the nearest weapon he can find … a mop. They creep downstairs careful not to make a noise. Dad
Jokes What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity! Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many identity crises after being asked, “Are you human?” Why did the AI break up with the calculator? Because it felt like the relationship was just adding up to nothing. What do you
Jokes What do you call a fire that tells secrets? A flameboyant! Why did the fire go to the party alone? It didn’t have a match! What do you call a fire that loves to dance? A disco inferno! What did the fire say to the marshmallow? “Stop playing with me, you’re
Jokes A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers have doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos of their 25-metre motorhome, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers are
Jokes Because we love our mothers so much, here are some one-liners to make her smile, laugh and hopefully not cry! I asked my mum what she wanted for Mother’s Day. She said, “Nothing would make me happier than a clean house.” So, I got her exactly what she asked for… absolutely nothing. Consistency
Jokes Ever since Austin was a child, he had a fear someone or something was lurking under his bed at night. So, he finally went to a psychiatrist and told him about his problem. “Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it,” Austin explained. “I’m scared. I think I’m
Jokes A woman is walking through the park when she sees an attractive man sitting on a bench. He’s reading a book and eating fruit. Slowly, the woman gathers courage to go ask him out. She walks over, takes a seat next to him, and says, “Sorry to bother you. I know this may be
Jokes Because today is International Wellness Day … Why is it so hard to trust atoms? Because they make everything up! I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. Now she looks surprised. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call a fake noodle going to a spa? An
Jokes Life’s short. Smile while you still have teeth. I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. I tried cooking something from scratch once. The fire department wasn’t impressed. You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more than you do. If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving
