Jokes What are true friends for? Friendship between women A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between men A man didn’t come home […]
Jokes Two mates in their seventies, Jack and Ron, decided it was finally time to join a gym. The young trainer asked, “What’s your fitness goal?” Jack replied, “To stand up without making that little ‘ahhh’ noise.” “What noise?” Jack slowly got out of the chair. “Damn … ahhh … crikey …” The trainer nodded.
Jokes A family of three generations are having breakfast together when the youngest grandson looks over at his 20-year-old newlywed wife and asks her, “Will you pass the honey, honey?” She giggles and passes the honey. His father, not to be outdone, looks over at his beautiful wife and asks, “Will you pass the sugar,
Jokes A bloke adopts a pink parrot from an old sailor … unfortunately, it swears like a trooper. He tries everything to get it to stop. He even destroys the parrot’s old cage, but that just makes a bad situation even worse. Then he notices his mum coming up the pebbled pathway to the house.
Jokes It’s July 1 and the start of a new financial year! Whether you are expecting a refund or having to pay back the taxman here are some taxing thoughts … A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey. And each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When
Jokes On Sunday we celebrated the shortest day of the year. It may have been a Sun-Day but here are some funnies to remind you of the day … and the fact we saw less sun! Jemma was explaining to her younger brother, Pete, about the Winter Solstice.She says, “The winter solstice results
Jokes Jack and Mike go on a road trip, but after driving for an hour, the car breaks down. They get the engine going, but they’re seriously delayed and won’t make it to the hotel they had booked 40 kilometres away. Seeing a farmhouse just off the highway, they drive in and ask if they
Jokes These jokes are in honour of those Australians who donate blood A man walks into a recovery room after donating blood. A woman asks him how he feels.Man: I feel fine, but I doubt it would help someone.Woman: why do you have to be so negative?Man: I can’t help it. It’s in my
Jokes One night, Mum hears noises downstairs at 2 in the morning. She wakes up her husband. Mum: “I think someone broke into the house.” Dad jumps out of bed and grabs the nearest weapon he can find … a mop. They creep downstairs careful not to make a noise. Dad
Jokes What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity! Why did the AI go to therapy? It had too many identity crises after being asked, “Are you human?” Why did the AI break up with the calculator? Because it felt like the relationship was just adding up to nothing. What do you
