Peaceful family moments … My family tried to start a group chat to “stay connected.” Within five minutes, Dad muted it, Mum left it, and my sister reported it as spam. Honestly, it was the most accurate representation of our family dynamics yet. My family tried doing one of those DNA ancestry tests together. We were […]
Jokes Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If
Jokes Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands on, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, “Where is God?” The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, “Where is God?” The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where
Jokes The doctor says to his patient. “I can’t determine the cause of your illness with certainty, but it would be best if you cut your alcohol consumption and we’ll see if it improves.” The old woman replies, “Can’t I just increase it and we’ll see if it gets worse?” The Father, the
Jokes After being married for 25 years, a woman asked her husband to describe her.He looked at her carefully, then said with a smile, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” “What does that mean?” she asked suspiciously. He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!”
Jokes A farmer and his wife went to a local fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “Two hundred dollars for three minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said,
Jokes A man was called into his bank to discuss his accounts. “Your finances are in terrible shape,” the banker stated. “For a start your home loan is overdue.” “Yes, I know.” said the man. “It’s my wife, she is out of control.” “Why do you allow your wife to spend more money than you
Jokes One day, after a long time in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out, “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Adam?”, The Lord replies. “Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.” “Well Adam, in that
Jokes A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months
Jokes A bloke walks into the pub the morning after the AFL grand final, still wearing his team’s jumper. He looks like he’s aged ten years in a day. The bartender says, “Geez, mate, you look like you’ve been put through the ringer. What happened?” The bloke sighs: “What happened? We got absolutely belted.
