Jokes A woman and her husband were at a group Reconciliation service for Easter at their local parish. Because they were so frail, they went into the confessional together. The woman tearfully admitted to the priest that she had shoplifted a can of peaches because she was hungry, and she had forgotten to bring cash […]
Jokes An Irish bloke sitting at a bar in New York turns to the gentleman next to him. “Hey there friend! Where do ya hail from?” “I’m from Ireland.” “No kidding! I’m from Ireland myself! What part of Ireland?” “Grew up in Wexford.” “Wexford?! No kidding! I grew up in Wexford myself!” “Well, what are
Jokes Three women die and go to heaven. When they arrive, St Peter says: “We only have one rule here in heaven: do not step on the ducks!” So, they enter heaven, and there are ducks everywhere. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to
Jokes April 1 is on Tuesday … a day when people should be careful not to be fooled. Pranksters are always up to something, so beware! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good April Fools’ joke? I was going to tell you an April Fools’ joke about boxing, but I forget the punch line.
Jokes To celebrate Harmony Week, a few jokes with a multicultural flavour. In Italy, what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. In Australia, what do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. In Germany, why do they never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s so
Jokes An Irishman was flustered at not being able to find a parking space in a large shopping centre car park. He’d circled the centre three times without luck. “Lord,” he finally prayed, “I can’t stand this. If you find a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up drinking me whiskey, and I
Jokes An Irishman moved into a tiny village in County Kerry, walked into the pub and promptly ordered three beers. The bartender raised his eyebrows, but served the man three beers, which he drank quietly at a table, alone. The next evening the man again ordered and drank three beers at a time. Soon
Jokes A teddy bear was working on a building site. He went for a tea break and when he returned 15 minutes later, he noticed his pick had been stolen. The angry bear reported the theft to the site manager who grinned and said, “I forgot to tell you. Today’s the day the teddy bears
Jokes A man goes into a chemist and asks the pharmacist if he can have something for hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face. “What did you do that for?” the man asks, rubbing his reddening cheek. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?” asked the pharmacist
Jokes As Friday is Saint Valentine’s Day, a couple of relationship jokes are in order … Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND