Jokes April 1 is on Tuesday … a day when people should be careful not to be fooled. Pranksters are always up to something, so beware! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good April Fools’ joke? I was going to tell you an April Fools’ joke about boxing, but I forget the punch line. […]
Jokes To celebrate Harmony Week, a few jokes with a multicultural flavour. In Italy, what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. In Australia, what do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. In Germany, why do they never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone’s so
Jokes An Irishman was flustered at not being able to find a parking space in a large shopping centre car park. He’d circled the centre three times without luck. “Lord,” he finally prayed, “I can’t stand this. If you find a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up drinking me whiskey, and I
Jokes An Irishman moved into a tiny village in County Kerry, walked into the pub and promptly ordered three beers. The bartender raised his eyebrows, but served the man three beers, which he drank quietly at a table, alone. The next evening the man again ordered and drank three beers at a time. Soon
Jokes A teddy bear was working on a building site. He went for a tea break and when he returned 15 minutes later, he noticed his pick had been stolen. The angry bear reported the theft to the site manager who grinned and said, “I forgot to tell you. Today’s the day the teddy bears
Jokes A man goes into a chemist and asks the pharmacist if he can have something for hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face. “What did you do that for?” the man asks, rubbing his reddening cheek. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?” asked the pharmacist
Jokes As Friday is Saint Valentine’s Day, a couple of relationship jokes are in order … Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND
Jokes Angelina Lupo decided to visit the gravesite of her late husband, Vincent, after Mass. Her retired criminal husband had been dead just one month, so Angelina thought it was time to say a prayer at his gravesite. But when Angelina arrived at the cemetery, she couldn’t find her hubby’s resting place. Finally, she came
Jokes There was an old couple … they noticed that they were getting more and more forgetful and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them to start writing things down so they wouldn’t forget.They went home and the old woman told her husband to bring her a bowl of ice cream. “She
Jokes Why Women Need a Husband?A woman goes to a psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?” The psychiatrist replied: “You undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably