Jokes Angelina Lupo decided to visit the gravesite of her late husband, Vincent, after Mass. Her retired criminal husband had been dead just one month, so Angelina thought it was time to say a prayer at his gravesite. But when Angelina arrived at the cemetery, she couldn’t find her hubby’s resting place. Finally, she came […]
Jokes There was an old couple … they noticed that they were getting more and more forgetful and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them to start writing things down so they wouldn’t forget.They went home and the old woman told her husband to bring her a bowl of ice cream. “She
Jokes Why Women Need a Husband?A woman goes to a psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?” The psychiatrist replied: “You undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably
Jokes Why wait until Christmas Day for the corny jokes in the crackers? Let’s start now. Merry Christmas! How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
Jokes I saw a friend who had a black eye. I asked him how he got it. He said he was standing in church last week and he noticed that the lady in front had her dress accidentally tucked into her underwear. He thought he’d do her a favour and leant forward and pulled the
Jokes A woman walks into a bar and sees a really cute bloke sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. “Magic Beer,” he says. She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after noticing that there is no one else worth talking to,
Jokes There were two brothers who were the most notorious criminals in a country town. When one of them died, the surviving brother went to the local priest and said, “I’ll donate $10 million to the church if you give the eulogy, but you have to say nice things and tell everyone my brother was
Jokes Nigel is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realises that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the local shopping centre, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she replies,
Jokes Believe it or not, the following are some of the answers provided by nurses in their examination tests. To be fair, these go back some 30 or 40 years. Artificial respiration is known as the kiss of death. 🤣😂 A bleeding nose may require circumcision. 🤣😂 The patient will need to be publicly shaved
Jokes A priest fell in the ocean while fishing, but he couldn’t swim. However, he knew to float on his back so he wouldn’t sink. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The priest calmly said, “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by and