Jokes Emma hadn’t been to church for a few weeks because of poor health so the local parish priest decided to visit her. The eighty-five-year-old heard the knock on the door and Father Pete announced his presence. She opened the door and invited him into the lounge room. “How have you been going, Emma?” […]
Jokes The O’Brien’s had a proud family legacy. After great-great-grandfather Paddy O’Brien had arrived in Australia in the 1860s, the generations that followed had made a good fist of their lives. The family linage had included business and political figures and more than a handful of priests, nuns, bishops, and even a cardinal back in
Jokes After a round of golf, a man walked into the clubhouse and noticed his friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace and brooding over his beer. He sat down and asked his mate what happened. “Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough,” replied his friend
Jokes Jokes about true friendship … or not! After being away on a two-week business trip, Tim thought it would be good to buy his wife of fifteen years a present, so he went to a local gift shop. He asked the woman at the counter for some assistance. “How about some perfume?” he
Jokes The 95-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from her local parish priest. “How are you feeling?” the priest asked. “Oh,” said the woman, “I’m just worried sick!” “What on earth are you worried about, dear?” the priest asked. “You look like you’re in good health. You are being well looked after,
Jokes An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, and he turned to her and asked, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.” The little girl, who was drawing some pictures, replied to the total stranger, “What would you
Jokes After Mass one Sunday morning the parish priest noticed a young boy staring at a plaque on the wall inside the church. The plaque included names and flags. “Father,” asked the boy. “What’s all this about?” The priest replied, “It’s a memorial to all the local men and women who died in
Jokes Ten-year-old Jack wanted $300 for a new bike. He prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. He then decided to write to God asking for the money. When the local postmaster saw his letter addressed to Dear God, Australia, he decided to send it to the prime minister’s office. The PM was
Jokes A woman complained that passing trains rocked her bed so much she couldn’t sleep. “Unbelievable,” said the real estate agent. The woman who had just taken a lease on the flat near the railway line, insisted that the real estate agent come around and see for himself. As he was being
Jokes Susie’s husband, George, had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, prompting frequent visits by their parish priest. Things were looking grim, but she was next to her husband’s bedside every single day without exception. One day as George slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come